t e n::: f a v o u r i t e:: f o o d s

fresh corn tortillas with pico de gallo made with homegrown jalepenos

my salad*

pecan pie

lime chess pie*

toasted avocado sandwich*

sand tarts*

gwai lo rice*

sliced homegrown tomatoes, warm from the garden, on buttered bread with a twist of pepper

roast lamb dinner: lamb, roastie potatoes, gravy, fresh broad beans, yorkshire puddings, sweet carrots and red currant jelly.

mangoes. the kind that smell like sex and perfume and taste like a wet kiss with someone you have fancied for a long time.

...and number eleven...this is for Po Shun, who was gracious enough to write and remind me to never judge a food by its smell...

...Durian, the japanese blowfish of fruit. That first bite takes courage, but after you taste it you discover that you've probably never felt more alive in your life.

*how to make the starred foods can be found in recipes

 

ten pieces of music which changed my life

A Whiter Shade of Pale/Procol Harem

Ultra/Depeche Mode

Wish You Were Here/Pink Floyd /Waters/Gilmour

Imagine/John Lennon

Closer To God/Nine Inch Nails

Come Down in Time /Elton John

God Moving Over The Face Of The Waters/Moby

Solsbury Hill/Peter Gabriel

OK Computer/Radiohead

Good Vibrations / The Beach Boys

ten people I wouldn't make stay on their side of the bed

Albrecht Dürer

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

Austin Pendleton

Christopher Eccleston

Alan Rickman

James Mason

Joaquin Phoenix

Donald O'Connor

Sarah Miles

Antoine de Caunes

ten epiphanies

giving birth

being baptised

eating a moon pie at kilometre zero while the sun sank and the lights of notre dame came winking on

first time in a waco biplane

the first time I boarded my grandfather's boat, The Queen of Texas

seeing death and realising that the person I loved wasn't in that body anymore, and that body left behind wasn't them. the person I loved was gone and most likely having a much better time than me.

The first time I saw Gene Kelly singing - and dancing - in the rain.

long afternoons in my treehouse with a stack of books, some crisp apples and sharp cheddar cheese

the first true norther of autumn

hunting for angel wings on the beach on a cold, cold day, then going in for a cup of hot chocolate. Best cup of hot chocolate I have had so far.

 

 

ten women I like to look at the way I like looking at works of art

Anna Paquin

Edie Sedgwick

Helena Bonham Carter

Elsa Lanchester as the Bride of Frankenstein

Ingrid Bergman

Julie Christie

Genevieve Bujold

Sarah Miles

Barbra Streisand

Jane Birkin

 

 

fuck lit-rah-chuh. give me a cracking good read any day.

His Dark Materials Trilogy: Northern Lights, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass/Philip Pullman

The Lord of the Rings/JRR Tolkien

Snowcrash/Neal Stephenson

The Autobiography of Henry the VIII With Notes By His Fool, Will Somers/Margaret George

Jitterbug Perfume/Tom Robbins

Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates/Tom Robbins

The Diamond Age/Neal Stephenson

The Witching Hour/Anne Rice

Clan of the Cave Bear, The Valley of Horses, The Mammoth Hunters/Jean Auel

Pillars of the Earth/Ken Follet

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell/Susanna Clarke

Fingersmith/Sarah Waters

The Other Boleyn Girl/Philippa Gregory

Lonesome Dove/Larry McMurtry

 

ten men I might like to look like if I were a man

Cary Grant

Ralph Fiennes

James Mason

James Marsters

Albrecht Dürer

Amedeo Modigliani

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

Christopher Eccleston

Joaquin Phoenix

George Clooney

 

 

favourite fine artists

Po Shun Leong

Van Eyck

Holbein

Miro

Modigliani

Calder

Van Gogh

Scott Prior

Joe Sorren

Andy Goldsworthy

John Waterhouse

Michael Sowa

 

 

new bandaids

freshly ground coffee

curry cooking

burning mesquite

peeled ginger

ripe pineapple

London Chinatown

fresh hay

green mown grass

New Crayola Crayons

ten smells that are as satisfying as eating

 

ten things guaranteed to raise me higher

pedicures

Kinder Eggs

listening to choir practice in St Albans cathedral

Walking on dry autumn leaves

carving Jack-O-Lanterns

gathering eggs

seeing the Colorforms logo

a drink of pure, cold water on a hot day

saunas when it's sleeting outside

sleeping the sleep of the just

 

Ten things I love about my country

Blackbirds here have bright yellow beaks, the way they should. The way a child would draw them.

Tea for everything that ails you.

People are true survivors (The Blitz, the bombs, M. Thatcher) and all without making a huge terrific fuss about it, just quietly clearing a path to the pub and having a beer after they put the fire out.

Real seasons, temperate climate, more pretty scenery than you can shake a stick at.

That it's possible to dig up actual Roman artifacts in your own back garden.

That you don't need a car to get around.

That people don't bang on about how free they are, yet this country enjoys and preserves more personal freedom and personal privacy than any other country I know.

The NHS. Despite the sometimes hassle and current glitches in the system, no one is denied free healthcare.

When you win the lottery, you keep all the money. The taxman doesn't automatically swoop in and take 50%.

The holy trinity of British Bad Guys: Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee and John Wood.

 

ten pieces of music that make me feel good no matter what else is happening when I hear them

I can see clearly now / johnny nash

eye in the sky / alan parsons

big spender / sweet charity

draggin' the line/tommy james and the shondells

(sittin' on) the dock of the bay / otis redding

solsbury hill / peter gabriel

until the end of the world - U2

baker street / gerry rafferty

hold me now / thompson twins

voodoo chile / stevie ray chanelling jimi

 

my best non-people friends

birkenstocks

hedgren knapsack

macintosh G4 running OS X Panther

uni-ball vision fine point indelible ink pens

bed

skin trip moisturiser

catskill mountain mocassins

keys

cuisinart

adobe photoshop

google

clean hot water and soap

and my best friend in the morning

 

People I love for no apparent reason other than I just do

david attenborough

the amazing kreskin

sarah miles

mister rogers

dolly parton

kathy burke

gary lineker

brian may

dr. emmanuel bronner

gene hackman

captain kangaroo

austin pendleton

in the hunt for red october, when tim curry, says, "You'll receive the Order of Lenin for this, Captain!" with all the earnest, pathologically patriotic awe one human can muster, it breaks my heart and makes me laugh out loud at the same time. tim curry taught me that when the artist commits, the artist should never hold back, but - damn the telephone poles - charge full speed ahead like a hurricane.


and because I am not just sweetness and light:

what really annoys me?

This annoys me. on several levels. check the spelling. then get angry because a 15,000 year-old piece of irreplaceable art has been defaced by some fuckwit for whom destroying a thing in order to declare ownership of it isn't an issue. I'm surprised they didn't just go ahead and put a © on the elk's arse while they were at it.

and I also hate flathead screws.